Hi!

I’m Amber - a 4x book author who:

• can talk about pop culture for days

• has been an OG blogger since 2004 💅🏻

• says “like” too much but is, like, working on it

• can smell 👻’s which is cool except when it’s terrifying

• writes 📚’s that are fiction except for the stuff that happened in real life

• loves to travel but will take 3 years to post my trip pics

• lives in Minneapolis with my 🐶, Ainsely, who is not so much my baby as she is my boss

• is an Enneagram 4 and an Emotional Manifestor 5/1 with an Aquarius ☀️, a Gemini 🌜, a Virgo 📈, if you even care!

• built a whole professional writing career around some satirical Craigslist ads I wrote years ago to make selling all my stuff feel less boring and depressing

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